The Sexiest Servings of #FoodPorn You'll See on Instagram ...

Instagram isn't just for foodies, but it is a haven for foodies – the voyeurs and the exhibitionists alike. Me, I like to look. I follow some dirty, calorie-laden tags just for the naughty joy of drooling over food. There's a reason they call it #FoodPorn, you know. Some of these snaps are downright sexy.

1. This Shot of Eggloo Cone Nirvana

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Didn't even know Eggloos existed until this popped up in my feed. I am now consumed by thoughts of one – though, in full disclosure, I'm about to start my period.

2. Breakfast like Nobody's Business

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The food looks delicious, the setting is perfection, and I'd kill for those polka dot plates.

3. An Obligatory Snap of Macarons

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Because I adore macarons. They feature heavily in my personal #FoodPorn fantasies.

4. The Kind of Salad You Deeply Desire

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This hits all the right notes, y'all. I need to have this.

5. The Kind of Salad That Actually Makes You Tingle

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I get a tingle just looking at it. I mean that tingle you get from tart, fresh citrus. Perverts.

6. All of This

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Seriously. All of it. Even the cutting boards.

7. Street Food

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Some of the best #foodporn snaps I've ever seen are pictures of street food. This one is no exception.

8. This Epic Sandwich

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This is what sandwiches are supposed to look like.

9. Froyo, Yo

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I think it's impossible to take a bad picture of frozen yogurt.

10. Ice Cream in a Doughnut Cone

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Let me reiterate: this is ice cream in a doughnut cone. This is everything good in the world.

11. Making Veggies Look Good

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This isn't even food. It's art.

12. These Dumplings

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I am so hungry. I want to devour these dumplings right off the screen.

13. Juicy Red Apples

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Don't these make you think of fall? They're gorgeous – and so shiny!

14. A Photo That's Worth a Thousand Calories

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Everything about this is beautiful. Of course, my eyes are naturally drawn to the Nutella.

15. Caaake

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Oh, this is so much more than just a cake.

16. Hot Dog, Hot Dog, Hot Dog

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I desperately want a hot dog right now.

17. When Smoothies Take over the World

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This is what happens.

So. Seen any sexy #FoodPorn this week?

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