Instagram isn't just for foodies, but it is a haven for foodies – the voyeurs and the exhibitionists alike. Me, I like to look. I follow some dirty, calorie-laden tags just for the naughty joy of drooling over food. There's a reason they call it #FoodPorn, you know. Some of these snaps are downright sexy.
Didn't even know Eggloos existed until this popped up in my feed. I am now consumed by thoughts of one – though, in full disclosure, I'm about to start my period.
The food looks delicious, the setting is perfection, and I'd kill for those polka dot plates.
Because I adore macarons. They feature heavily in my personal #FoodPorn fantasies.
This hits all the right notes, y'all. I need to have this.
I get a tingle just looking at it. I mean that tingle you get from tart, fresh citrus. Perverts.
Seriously. All of it. Even the cutting boards.
Some of the best #foodporn snaps I've ever seen are pictures of street food. This one is no exception.
This is what sandwiches are supposed to look like.
I think it's impossible to take a bad picture of frozen yogurt.
Let me reiterate: this is ice cream in a doughnut cone. This is everything good in the world.
This isn't even food. It's art.
I am so hungry. I want to devour these dumplings right off the screen.
Don't these make you think of fall? They're gorgeous – and so shiny!
Everything about this is beautiful. Of course, my eyes are naturally drawn to the Nutella.
Oh, this is so much more than just a cake.
I desperately want a hot dog right now.
This is what happens.
So. Seen any sexy #FoodPorn this week?